Is it bad that I imagine Kass as being a total cock slut. Like he just loves getting filled with cock and cum so much that he travels around Hyrule wanting to try it all. He absolutely loves the way a Goron cock stretches his ass, the way a Zora can cum for ages and give him a good meal, hylians are so easy to suck and fuck because their cocks slide in so easy, Ruto fuck so fast that he can barely keep up. Thats not even counting the moblins, lizalfos, lynel, bokoblins and hinox out there

I LIKE THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE KASS IS A HUGE GUY AND COULD ACTUALLY TAKE SUCH BIG DICKS

I mean… they’re birbs so their cloaca have to be able to stretch so wide to get the eggies out…

*drags hands down face* Kass traveling Hyrule with a little diary and his instrument. Gonna write about the cock he’s getting and then compose songs for them T_T

tho I’m not sure about him sucking anybody off D: looks scary tbh

him fucking a Hinox, tho???? holy fuck

tumblr doesn’t have Hinox gifs wtf

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