never heard of snake!mccree before but i imagined him as one of those big fat snakes, like a python. and i remembered i saw these folks safely handling a python, but the guy who had been holding the back end of the snake had to experience it curling around his crotch and pressing up against him and. can i just say, that absolutely would be mccree if he were to be held by others. curling his tail end up against someone’s crotch to the point they gotta stand on their tippy toes because of it.

I don’t think anybody could lift that heavy bastard :’ ) but if there were a possibility, he’d def do it like that. be as much of a nuisance as possible

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