My mother looking at the ZenBean: Does it… does it get little balls now????

Me: Yup…

Mom: Is it… is it an animal? What…?

Me: It’s a roboter… *googles Zen, shows her the pics*

Mom: ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ALL OF THAT?? WITH THE ARMS AND SUCH???

Me: No goddamn just this lil thing there. Like the other two.

Mom, nodding, poking at the orbs I sewed already on Zenbean, murmuring: Little balls… funny