Hear me out: the whole gang is together for junkensteins revenge and mccree is like hot damn for the archer, but they barely speak. He knows hanzo probably won’t like him so he keeps his distance. The four go on like ghost hunting adventures idk. Along comes this incubus, wanting to off mccree in revenge. It tries all kinds of women on him, but nothing sticks. After watching him, it figures out his little crush. Mccree definitely notices that the hanzo currently talking to him isn’t (1)

(2) the real one, but he’s not gonna pass up the opportunity, even if it is an incubus. The real hanzo, terrible at showing feelings, avoids his crush and ends up just fucking himself to the thought of mccree. One night there’s some noises and he senses a demon nearby in Jesse’s room. He’s a little shocked at seeing what looks like himself being a complete slut for mccree. Incubus notices, and thinks why not two victims for the price of one? (I just wanted mccree and two hanzos kill me)

I feel like I’ve seen a comic like that just yesterday 🙂 very gouda idea… double teaming is always so good