AH! FINALLY! I thought nobody is into young Ganon as much as I am
so ok. in my HC Link was basically the toy boy of the King of Hyrule anyway. After a long day of trudging around after Zelda and making sure she doesn’t get herself into trouble, his next shift as the King’s personal bedwarmer starts.
So I feel like the King generally likes young men and would be suuuper into Ganon. Invite him to private dinings and stuff like that while Ganon is either super quiet or super sarcastic/moody.
He wants to be out in the world seeing stuff, after he’s been cooped up in the desert for all his life.
I feel like when the King lets him go roam about with a few guards always at his back, they’d be super lecherous of him as well. Like… very professional, but when he’s asleep/washing/whatever, they’ll be v raunchy. Ganon is like one head taller than all of them and could probably bench press them aödlfkajsdfkj
also
virgin Ganon. He’s grown up in a rather small desert Kingdom and all these ladies were his moms. there’s no way he got laid