For your consideration, Link taking Ganons virginity. Maybe the hero has had enough bullshit and wants to blow off steam? Just an idea dump

hmmmm yes I can see it. maybe Link accompanies the guards that are tasked to show Ganon the land, and Ganon just can’t stop making disparaging comments about Link being super short (because all Gerudos are tooooll)

I think Link would love stuffing his mouth with his dick :’ ) and then he finds out Ganon got a sparkling tongue piercing