hanzo unknowingly becoming a porn star because the shimada castle guards just can’t keep their hands or their phone cameras to themselves :3c

I like the thought of Hanzo getting unknowingly whored out by the guards aöskdjfaösldjf

They all work together obvs so when Scion Hanzo is out and about doing business with his bodyguards, other guards will raid his room and install cameras for when he’ll have some self-lovin’ in the night. He always does. Hanzo loves his own bod more than anybody