mujaween:

McCree getting drunk and sending Hanzo a dick pic, when he sobers up he’s so embarrassed and sorry but Hanzo is just suuper into it and starts demanding dick pics at really bad times

Hanzo: send me a dick pic
McCree: … I’m in the middle of a mission
Hanzo: SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK JESSE MCCREE

Only Hanzo can be obnoxious about actually wanting to get a dick pic and I love it

*scream* that thing you posted about Dva and the bridle!!!!! What if she’s like a pony that kicks when he gets too close or if he doesn’t take the time to sweeten her up nice for him with some fingers. He’s letting her really feel his dick kissing up to her first so she can drool over the size of it, and once he’s got her soothed he goes to pound town with his dick in her little snatch and a thumb hooked rudely in her little pink asshole :D

mmhhh ye :3c

I like it when the bottom wears a bridle/a leash so the top can pull them on their dick. But especially a bridle is just super sexy

Mah dude, new kratos is the sexiest fucking thing ever! That beard is freaking magical!!! Just looking at Kratos makes my beard grow another beard cause he’s so freaking manly n just fuuuuuck~ (n I thirst for kratos/baldur content :”D) new kratos is best kratos; character wise n optically (Ps jesse cox does a good play though on youtube with his friend :) )

I mean I love beards a lot but that jawline and that mouth are something that haunt my waking moments tbh. they’re… so good… fffuck