robotfvckers:

cyberrat:

robotfvckers:

i’m accepting marriage proposals since my ex-waif only liked me for my tiddies…

EXCUUUUSE???? Nobody may touch what is mine. I‘ve already peed on her.

I dont accept this divorce

it’s too late…you’re gonna have to take your pee kink elsewhere

TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS

Babe plz. We belong together

The thing is that I want DVa to bust Soldier‘s balls as much as I want him to put a bridle on her and sit on her back and put her through her paces because she‘s so hot for dick that she lets him.

Also pig play is… so hot…

Fuuuuck yessss I was a fool. Hana and Lucio working Jack over with such innocent cruelty. Hana makes him sit with his cock out so they can watch it drool and twitch and occasionally snake a hand out to grab him by the thick white pubes and give a mean little pull. Lucio with such sweetly worded insults Jack isn’t sure if he’s being mean or if Lucio is just that innocent. Drives him crazy, makes him hump up into the air while they touch each other coo at him.

which brings us back to DVa forever denying Soldier :’ )

Oh boi nasty old man 76. *sweats* Him hot under the collar as Hana and Genji tease the shit outta him. They aren’t even that into each other but watching Jack squirm when they makeout and the way he turns beet red when they call him lecherous and dirty is just too good. Sometimes they just ignore him to grope and finger one another just to hear him groan like it hurts as he sits there and watches and drools for these two beuatiful young people like the gross old man he his.

yis yis yis I hear you but

we need to exchange Genji with Lúcio or human Zenyatta (or omnic Zenyatta tbh) because Genji is way more dominant and less into innocent play now that he’s an older man

but Lúcio and/or Zenyatta would def be up to getting corrupted by Hana and giving the good soldier some nice necessary blue balls