The dragons passing all around McCree, stimulating him with the dragging around, while Hanzo is riding his dick non stop???

nuh-uh, friend. Hanzo doesn’t get to fuck. He’s a lazy slut and at his best when he can just lay there and spread his legs for the people with the real dicking skillz

I tell you what I think

I think Hanzo with his lil amputated legs clamped around McCree’s waist, just holding on desperately for the ride while McCree is leaned over him, big hands framing his face, fingertips digging in so he doesn’t move even one inch, sweaty forehead pressed against Hanzo’s staring right into his eyes so he can see every little flinch in them when he fucks him tortuously slow on his fat cock. it’s why they don’t even notice Hanzo’s arm glowing.

and mmmnnnn to the dragons curling tightly around McCree because they wuv him and his sturdy goddamn bod. they squeeze around him like anacondas. He gets off on getting his air restricted.

How do you feel about McCree/Hanzo pony play? Since he’s a cowboy, McCree is good with horses (look, he’s definitely *seen* a horse before at least). Gentling his pretty pony, brushing his mane, feeding him out of his hand, putting a bit in his mouth and a spur in his side when he gets unruly, rutting him out to breed. Maybe he invites admirers over to see his lovely black-haired stallion. DVa thinks he’s adorable and asks to ride him of course.

*day dreams about DVa sitting her ass down on dudes’ backs and rubbing her sloppy cunt off on them as they have to carry her around*

*sighs dreamily*

ok but like. what if the retractable plating over the robopussy got stuck. aching to be pleasured but he can’t even feel his own fingers. how long before he begs someone else to unstick it for him idk mate

ARE WE TALKING GENJI OR ZENYATTA 

because what I thought was Genji’s plating getting stuck in the way that he can’t cover himself anymore and he walks around with his pretty baja blast puss just for everybody to admire mmmhhh yeah 😀