Imagine spoiled princeling Hanzo using people as his furniture. All of them tightly restrained so they don’t moved and gagged because furniture doesn’t speak. He does like the little noises they make sometimes when he plays with the collection of vibrator remotes on his side table. (I really like the thought Genji being used as a candle holder to light his room at night. Sticking the candle in his puss and forcing him to keep his legs in the air, imagine his little whimpers when wax drips down.)

human furniture is always vvv nice ❤ I usually go for seating arrangements tho because that’s the hottest for me eheehe

You know what, I’m straight up de-anoning now because I’m enjoying writing this so much I’m not even going to pretend otherwise anymore; Reinhardt and Mondatta have finally agreed to do the diddly-do, 1.5k into this sodding thing that was meant to be a minific, so I’m hoping I’ll be able to write all the lovely squish-squish tomorrow evening <3. I adore your anons. So much. (And you.)

yeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss *claws at face*