Category: Allgemein

I’m a medical examiner/coroner/mortician. Wonder who else has to deal with dead people for a living here (not in the necrophiliac way thou)

oh wow. that’s a job I could lit never do but that is so very important. Like in the last half year a lot of my family died unfortunately, one of them kinda gruesome, and through that I learned that morticians have to go to those cases as well to collect everything and send them on their way and stuff. like holy shit, that’s really impressive.

This has been on my mind for a while, but cow hanzo and mcree is his owner on the farm. milking him constantly with a milk machine or with his fingers. sells the milk to customers online and usually stream the milking process for customers to watch. Hanzo getting fingered or fucked on the process because his milk supposedly taste better when getting stimulated. The cow au has been probably milked enough already (haha) but something to share

oh

my

god

ok. ok picture this. 

a farm where you can go to watch the process of them cows getting milked, but it’s p R rated so no kiddie classes allowed because only happy cows give the good milk so there are like rooms you can walk through and watch them getting fingered and fondled and how they can only helplessly bray and orgasm.

Hanzo would be. so up in all of that. best cow because he got an exhibitionist kink a mile wide

McCree is so wealthy :’)