Category: Allgemein

I always wonder who my followers are

like how many middle-aged men or women follow me. How many psychiatrists and university professors are way deep in the filthy shit. 

I gotta admit if I think of ya’ll you’re basically all peeps with vaginas that are students. I don’t know why. 

It intrigues me tho. Very much.

Things might be different now, im not 100% sure, but I believe Torb got nerfed in the console version and prior to that his turret was really fast and basically almost 100% accurate. So everyone was choosing him and generally accuracy of players on consoles is less than players on PC so it was mainly an issue for console players. Pretty sure they nerfed his turret though so he might not be as big an issue anymore?

oooh I see

My brother and I only play console, so we would have def noted if something like that were the case (like to a rage inducing amount) so I think they must have nerfed it.

There’s no nerfing shitty Mei players tho that think it’s funny to fuck around with ice walls. 

Do you have a type (or types!) of character that you usually find yourself invested in? What does it take narratively/characterization-wise to pique your interest? Any character(s) that turned into a surprise favorite?

well I usually go for the older characters in any game/show/whatever because they just have more backstory you can get into and that you can fuck around with. I also have just a huge daddy kink and like to stare at all the gorgeous art of them and wonder how sturdy they’d be when I lie down on them to take a nap lol

it also (usually) reduces the amount of those kind of young shippers that still Mary-Sue them up and don’t let them have flaws. but since in OW there are not really *young* characters I feel like a lot of the older ones get ‘perfected’ anyway.

So I also like the edgy™ characters in that sense tho I gotta admit I was surprised by how much I like Zenyatta and Lúcio. Like those two are just very precious and I love how uncomplicated they are.

I feel like actually I have to be interested in a character design wise before I am interested in them story-wise. So I know about nothing of Widowmaker (I think she killed her husband? or something?) because I don’t like her design/don’t find her sexy because they ram it down our throats that we should find her sexy.

However, I also gotta be a little more honest still and say that having a cock makes it p easy for me to be interested because I just like dicks. They’re fun to mess with. When I like a lady, tho, I like her very much. I’m never as knowledgeable in their stories usually because I don’t get exposed to them as much but I like ‘em v much.

surprise favs… mmmh… ye I think Zenyatta and Lúcio are as far as that one goes. I mean all of the OW characters are designed to be aesthetically pleasing so *shrugs helplessly*

I would like to get more into Torbjörn because I like him (and I don’t get the shit he gets in game tbh; like before I played OW – watched my bro play – I couldn’t get both him and Mei; but now I’m like Yeah I get the Mei thing because every Mei player has been a shit? Walling off the spawn point so you can’t advance and shit like that. With Torbjörn I never had this internal FUCK YOU PICK ANOTHER ONE so I like him p much.) I just can’t find his robo arm or the strange eye patch sexy. But since in the last comic he had both arms, maybe his robo arm actually is just a sleeve or something?