do you like praise kink? cause I was thinking about how akande values strength from strife so what about him finding reaper unbelievably beautiful, because of his monstrous features instead of despite them? and unable to stop telling him how gorgeous he is when they fuck

I loooove praise kink :3c and I think that’s a super neat idea! Akande would be really good at praising, too. Like… that cultivated, gentle voice; stringing together hypnotic sentences, until Gabriel is watching him like mesmerized prey and just lets him do whatever to him. Probably whimpers all high and pathetic when those large, warm hands grab for him.

So if sombra loves gabe’s big cock, how would she feel about akande’s??

ooohhhh dear.

I think like Sombra probs wasn’t around the first time Akande was ‘with the gang’. (I think at least? don’t quote me on it.) so the first time she sees how hulking big and meaty she is, her cunt just gushes in response. Just a guttural, instinctive reaction to seeing such a fabulous man and having the cockhunter sense of a pro to know that he must have the fattest cock she’s ever experienced.

And she def wants to experience it.

Only thing is, that he seems way more interested in Gabi than her, and that kinda kills her inside. Just watching from afar (or through a video feed until that fucker gets cut off by Akande and a knowing smirk) how Doomfist puts Reaper on his knees and reduces him to a needy kitten.

Makes her crazy.

She wants that. She wants his huge fingers in her cunt, stretching her poor pussy open. She wants his insanely sexy voice in her ear telling her how he’s going to fuck her up.

Doesn’t help that she’s surrounded by good thick cocks all the time. Just staring at the video feed from the men’s changing room; biting her knuckles, other hand occupied with jerking off until her wrist cramps and her thighs shake but no orgasm will come because she needs a fucking cock slamming her until she can taste it to truly relax.

She’s probably even begged Gabriel a couple times because she adores his dick and he’s scary but not as scary as calm and cruel Doomfist. She knows Gabi is all bark and no bite.

Akande on the other hand…

It’s actually super sad to watch her sit and stare at the boss with her mouth a little gaping and her nipples prominent against the thin latex ensemble she’s wearing. Very sad. Very pathetic.

I don’t know how it happens; maybe Akande has pity on her; maybe he’s annoyed and wants her to shut the fuck up; maybe it’s something else.

But eventually she’ll get the D. Oh, she’ll get it.

tbh robert probably has a kink all on its own where he just loves getting pushed around and manhandled so hes already panting and hard when hugo presses him against the couch or lifts his legs up over his shoulders to get a good snifffff (“f-uck hue.. hue-gee..” rambling drunk smelly robert with zero filter)

yeeesssss. def want Robert to be into getting manhandled and sniffed. but also want him to be a lil afraid of it ❤ a good, scared boi

So I’ve been thinking. Hugo’s lovely lil smely kink. And Robert. Drunk and fumbling hasn’t showered in ages Robert just lounging on his couch and letting Hugo manhandle him and go to town just sniffing and licking and hnghnghhhhhh – Bun

I LOVE THIS YAASSSS

Robert is like ‘heh… heh… y-you’re a freak, huh?’ but totally gets off on it. has super unkempt pubes but they’re the best thing Hugo has ever seen. and smelt. 

I’m not really a big fan of the way Tumblr will now tell people when you’ve least been active if you don’t turn it off, but it is kinda funny how I know you’re like six time zones ahead of me, so if it’s kinda late here it’s the middle of the night over there But the green light It persists

oooh my god, it does? it makes me look like a freak asöldkfaösdlfkjaj I’m not tho? like… why does it… do that…

look. I got tumblr open on a tab during the day because why not but when I go to sleep I turn my pc off so…. tumblr… why… don’t make me look bad in front of me pals and gals…

To be fair I’m sure you’ve heard this already but there are pheromones in Fresh sweat that’s sole purpose is to attract mates and a large reason for developing chest hair outside of warmth nowadays is for the fact that the hair traps the sweat, so, at least when it’s fresh sweat is partly designed to be appealing >:3c

ooooohhh shiiiieeet son, I didn’t know that. sounds super good! and ye when I’m talking about stink kink and sweat I’m mostly talking about fresh one.

everybody looking at you, Robert.