Mmmm Robert’s such a nasty boy… bet he’d pay for his coffee at Mat’s sometimes by sneaking behind the counter to give him a sneak blowjob. He’d have to move fast to stop Mat from flailing away but once he goes to town, Mat’s doing his best to stay quiet even if his face is bright red and he’s sweating and EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING. Robert’s not quiet about sucking dick either.

ooohhhh I like that thought :3c maybe when you meet Robert in the cafe it’s just after he’s done sucking Mat off

consider: joseph getting wrapped up in some sketchy shit with another cryptid, because he himself technically is one and they’re trying to settle some shit but things start to escalate and maybe its some creature similar to joseph, one that wants sex as much as him, whether for energy reasons or just finding it fun to have sex with humans. and to avoid letting things get Violent robert volunteers himself to temporarily satisfy the cryptid. and maybe joseph gets a good amount jealous & possessive

YES

YES

THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA

HECKIE YES I NEED TO WRITE THIS