I really really want mcree to have a short, fat dick and for hanzo to insult it/him. Like he just grabs it in one hand and laughs and asks how it could possibly satisfy him, how it wouldn’t even fit, etc etc. Bonus points if mcree cries and hanzo bounces on the dick anyways lol

aw man. I’m really conflicted about this one because I’m into it but I also feel like you are going for Hanzo being actually mean and McCree actually crying because of it.

Like… if I talk about humiliation and embarrassment stuff, I always mean it in a way where the person getting embarrassed/humiliated still enjoys it and is kind of eager for it. I don’t want spirits to be crushed or them to actually feel bad for stuff, y’know?

but yes. I feel like Hanzo would be perfect to humiliate others. He gives off this mean girl vibes. perfect to make these disgusted, unimpressed sounds while the other squirms and lets him

Remember those asks awhile back about Hanzo and Genji keeping McCree as their pet? I wanna add a bit of Dragon Shimada’s in there. Both are extremely possessive of their new toy and love wrecking him constantly, they may even fill him with dud eggies every now and then just to make him feel as full as possible.

*clangs pots and pans* that’s my jam! right there! the brothers filling him up just to watch him wriggle pathetically and whine with his full gut.

and be horribly embarrassed when he presses them out

as someone whose s.o. has a pretty smallish dick, i gotta say that small dicks are vastly underappreciated. it’s much easier and fun to work with something you can actually get your hand around and that isn’t going to beat the heck out of your insides.

Plus, the prostate is usually abt 1-2 inches in, so Hanzo can still pound that w his small fat cock.

*vibrates off of bed and down onto the floor* YES HERE FOR SHORT DICKSSSSSS

cute. so. cute. and fun. unf.