/raises hand – can we talk about Craig cheerfully smothering Robert under his cock and balls to get his own stink on stinky dad’s face?

would that be Craig, tho? *rubs chin* like Robert would have no qualms suffocating somebody with his stink, but I feel like while Craig would def do it, he would be apologizing the whole time through and be like ‘oh bro I’m so sorry’ while dragging his humid balls across Robert’s nose

I’m already silently crying about r76 and roadhog/lucio loosing in the polls ;A; also sym/pharah! *bites fist* no offense, but all that mchanzo always ruins the chance for other ships to make it into the comp… though I guess mchanzo is a best seller so what can we do -_- *goes to cry some more *

I know, Nonnie, I know… it’s always a damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation. If I can manage to do it, I’ll write one or two of the non-winners as well as boni, but I can’t promise it