/raises hand – can we talk about Craig cheerfully smothering Robert under his cock and balls to get his own stink on stinky dad’s face?

would that be Craig, tho? *rubs chin* like Robert would have no qualms suffocating somebody with his stink, but I feel like while Craig would def do it, he would be apologizing the whole time through and be like ‘oh bro I’m so sorry’ while dragging his humid balls across Robert’s nose