Well I haven’t watched the show in a while, but Parrish is a hellhound, yes? Seems like we can make our own rules about that. Poor deputy going into heat and laying eggs into the other unsuspecting deputies. Especially give me sheriff and Derek getting knocked up and getting surprisingly turned on by it until we just get a three some of knocked up police officers fucking each other silly. Bonus points if that causes more eggs.

aaah yes Parrish the hellhound. I’m so into Parrish laying eggs, ngl. This boy would look so good with his face sweaty and red; scrunched up as he bears down and tries to push out those warm, rippled eggs. They’re heavy and look like balls of cooling down magma and basically sit in his womb like hot stones.

I haven’t made my mind up yet what I think about pregnant Sheriff, but I def like the thought of Parrish being known as some kind of cockslut in the Sheriff’s station (only that he impregnates all the Deputies he sleeps with; when they nod off after fucking him and he gets glassy eyed and can’t remember anything extraordinary the next day)