Different cocks for different moods. Sometimes he needs Damiens hard dick, because Damien has so many different ones, and can just wreck Robert for hours. Sometimes he wants Brian, who is thick and leaves him sore and can just press him down into bed. Sometimes he wants Craig, who can go for hours, and leave him exhausted and wrung out. Sometimes he wants Joseph and Mary, because the two of them together let him stay afterwards and Mary will let him suckle at her tits while they play. 1/2

2/2 Sometimes he wants Hugo, because Hugo is a /kinky/ Bitch, and will put Robert on fucking machines and a cock ring, and not let him come for ages while he grades papers. Sometimes he wants Mat, because Mat is -simple-. Mat likes easy sex, both of them getting off, then beers and some kind of vegan dessert and blowjobs behind coffee counters. (One time, he sleeps with the DJ guy, but just ends up watching Say Yes to the Dress so they both can yell at the TV )

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! THESE ARE ALL SUPERB HEADCANONS, YOU EVEN INCLUDED THE DJ OMGGGG

I like the thought of Hugo grading papers while Robert is on a fucking machine. He’s still in the same room because he obviously needs to keep an eye on him and make sure everything is alright and Robert isn’t suddenly changing his mind about how much he likes it, but overall he will ignore him and focus on his papers.