Jesse suffocating Hanzo with his thicc thighs

fuck. yes. fuuuuck.

Hanzo looks so prissy and prim, nobody would expect he’s the one getting sat on. Not when McCree looks like he can break necks if he sat that fat ass down on someone.

McCree’s big, hairy ass gives me feels ok?????? like Gabriel can crack nuts with his but McCree’s is – yes, muscular, but also way more squishy. It jiggles in the best possible way.

And those round, hirsute thighs… clamping down around Hanzo’s ears… making him suffocate in the humid, hairy general fucking area behind Jesse’s ballsack *lies down and hyperventilates*

I know I like to always write about basically every male producing pre-cum in unnaturally large amounts but when it comes down to it. Like when we REALLY get down to the matter, yes? when we just stop for a minute and consider and weigh our options…

then the wettest, messiest of them all is obvs McCree because fuck this goddamn cowboy who loves to play with his fleshy foreskin and collect his pre-cum in it and have it soak into his big, unkempt bush.

Fuck him.

heavybomb
replied to your post “Still hung up on abused (former or current) sexbot Zenyatta. Will…”

*slides into seat, fingers laced together* I’m listening.

So. An Anon sent me this, alright?

Imagine abused Zenyatta meditating one day and 76 puts his hand on Zen’s knee and the memories just kick in suddenly and whoops there goes the modesty paneling and the legs open wide and 76 doesn’t say anything but he’s always careful not to touch because damn that is horrible. Human beings are literally the worst. Also imagine abused Zenyatta and Widowmaker chilling. A lot. Taking comfort in each other because damn have they been dicked over.

and I’m like… well first of all I’m snickering at the ‘dicked over’ part because ehehehehehehe I see what you did there.

but also I’m like *heavy breathing* yeeeessss.

I also want 76 to be kinda-nice-but-also-kinda-a-dickhead and murmur sweet nothings at Zenyatta while he leans in v close and pushes his gloved hand into those ragged, wide pants to get a good grope at the soft mesh puss underneath. He gets frustrated because he can’t feel anything like that and while he works on getting his gloves off, Zenyatta is just humming softly, obediently still, head cocked coquettishly – his programming in full throttle basically.

mmmhhhh ❤ ❤ 76 being very gentle and coaxing Zenyatta into overloading for him a few times, but afterwards Zenyatta def needs to sit down in a quiet corner and reboot and try to comprehend what just happened.

aaah yes

*Debates whether to get a PS4 Slim when it’s out. Baby’s first Playstation. Looks into the PS library*

feel free to rec me all your fav games. Keep in mind that I’m mostly an RPG kinda asshole. 

Oh :'( But you’re like the only Overwatch fan-author that writes, erm, things of that darker (non-consensual and abusive and such) nature! You’re free to write whatever you want, of course, but it makes me sad to see your dark works getting rarer and rarer :((

oh! wait wait… I can send you to at least @bonebo ( @boneyarts ) and to @blackwatch-mccree . they do dark stuff as well!

I will def also write more dark stuff. I merely meant the popular Omegaverse variety (toppy Alpha, meek Omega) will be v rare because I don’t write Omegaverse that often to begin with.

Half of what makes Omegaverse so hot, though, is the docile Omegas getting bullied and abused by big-dicked Alphas :'( I wish you would write it more true to popularity, myself!

well everybody thinks different things are hot! I personally love femdom to pieces and like it in Omegaverse when the Omegas are bullying docile, sweet Alphas around :O I can also get behind the other variety but I’m writing that one even more rarely x3

‘m sorry, friend